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eggplant, pineapple, hamburger, guinea pig

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Married or Not?

Over 80 percent of people choose the wrong answer. Check to see if you are among 20 percent of those who don't.



Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, but George is not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?

Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Cannot be determined


What does he weigh?

This is fairly simple.




There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is Five Feet ten inches, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids.

What does he weigh?


What is it?

Can you solve this one?




The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know it.

What is it?


Eat me...Eat me Not

Three cannibals and three anthropologists have to cross a river.


The boat they have is only big enough for two people. The cannibals will do as requested, even if they are on the other side of the river, with one exception. If at any point in time there are more cannibals on one side of the river than anthropologists, the cannibals will eat them.

What plan can the anthropologists use for crossing the river so they don't get eaten?

Note: 

One anthropologist cannot control two cannibals on land, nor can one anthropologist on land control two cannibals on the boat if they are all on the same side of the river. This means an anthropologist will not survive being rowed across the river by a cannibal if there is one cannibal on the other side.


There's Something About Mary

January, February, March...




Mary's mum has four children.
The first child is called April.
The second May.
The third June.

What is the name of the fourth child?


A Design Flaw

The devil's in the details...



An American nightclub called 'The Coconut Grove' had a terrible fire in which over 400 people died. A simple design flaw in the building led to the death toll being so high. Subsequently, regulations were changed to ensure that all public buildings throughout the country eliminated this one detail which proved so deadly.

What was it?


A Thankful Customer

Thank you for pointing a gun at me!


A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink of water. The bartender gives the man a drink of water, but the man says the water is no good. The bartender thinks for a minute, pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.

Why?





The Actual Event

A Colombian man accidentally shot his nephew to death while trying to cure his hiccups by pointing a revolver at him to scare him, police in the Caribbean port city of Barranquilla said on Tuesday, the 24th of January 2006.

After shooting 21-year-old university student David Galvan in the neck, his uncle, Rafael Vargas, 35, was so distraught he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide, police said.

The incident took place on Sunday night while the two were having drinks with neighbours.

Galvan started to hiccup and Vargas, who works as a security guard, said he would use the home remedy for hiccups of scaring him. He pulled out his gun, pointed it at Galvan and it accidentally went off, witnesses told local television.

What did the wise man say?

A slow race it was...


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The Two Brothers - An Arab sheik tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days, ask a wise man for advice. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city.

What did the wise man say?


Which Door?

There's only one right question!


You’re in a room with two doors. There’s a guard at each door. One door leads to your freedom, but behind the other door there is something (horrible) that will kill you. You’re told that one guard always tells the truth and the other guard always lies. You don’t know which guard is which. You are allowed to ask only one question to either of the guards to determine which door is safe.

What  is your question?



#second conditional

The Martian Rub

What did the martian say?



After his spaceship landed on Mars, astronaut Jonathan Mark disembarked and approached the first Martian he saw.
'Am I headed for the geological dig?" he asked.
The Martian rubbed his stomach.
Mark knew that Martians could understand some Earth-talk, but were not able to speak it. And astronaut Mark, like so many Earthlings, could neither speak nor understand Martian gestures. He didn't know whether rubbing the stomach meant yes or no. But by asking one additional question, Mark was able to find out.
What was that question?

The Clue:

Mark must ask something that will surely get the Martian to answer yes.


Hidden Words

Do you like solving puzzles? Try this picture puzzle and check if you can find 6 hidden words.

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