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Genesis

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Do you know how the human race appeared?
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A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ 
The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and that's how  all mankind was created.’
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. 
The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were these monkeys from which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?’ 
The mother answered,
‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.’

#pronouns #passive
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Christmas Jokes: A perfect Couple

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.



Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a BMW328) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.


Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

Universal Answer 

The perfect woman. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

If you're a man Answer


So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman who decided to read further and are reading this, this brings up another point: women never listen, either.


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